Oh hello! Welcome back! So nice of you to join me.
For those of you who are tuning in for the first time, allow me to introduce myself. I’m Brody and I’m the host of this wildly popular segment called Me? A Model? in which we showcase stunning portraits of, you guessed it, yours truly. Sit back and enjoy the ride!
The time: June 2011
The place: my friend PJ’s house
I’m feeling: debonair
I want us to have an open and honest relationship. That being said, I am going to come clean and let you guys in on a little secret: sometimes I misbehave. And by “sometimes” I mean “frequently.”
Luckily, I happen to be a bottomless pit of charm and charisma, which has really gotten me out of a few hairy situations. Chew a shoe? Cock my head and look adorable. Gnaw on the leg of that new chair in the kitchen? Roll through every trick I know until I get a laugh. Accidentally eat your steak while you’re not looking? Give ’em a wink and they’ll melt in your hand, er, paw.