Hello? It’s your old pal Brody. Do you remember me?
HA! Of course you do. Welcome to this week’s (month’s?) installment of Me? A Model? with yours truly, Brody the hound! Confused? Click here.
I know, I know, it’s been awhile. My summer schedule has kept me pretty busy lately, what with the swimming and chasing bugs in the yard, not to mention my frequent play dates with my friends. You know how it is, I’m sure.
Anyhow, I’m back and I’m ready to chat with you guys about something that has really been weighing heavy on my mind. Let’s do it to it, shall we?
The time: a few weeks ago
The place: my friend’s kitchen
I’m feeling: marketable
So I was looking over Chrissy’s shoulder at my portfolio (read: the photo album of myself on the computer) and I noticed this shot that she took of me a few weeks ago, and I start thinking to myself:
“Self, why haven’t I landed a big dog treat contract yet?”
I mean, could I be any clearer about how much I flippin’ love the dog treat that I’m about to enjoy? Could I possibly convey their tastiness and appeal any more?
I really doubt it.
I think that any more enthusiasm would just look forced, you know?
I guess I’m just really surprised that a some Hollywood bigwig casting agent hasn’t stumbled across some of my work yet, but maybe I’m still too green (that’s industry speak for “new to the business”). I know that you can’t rush success, so I guess I’ll just keep living my life and looking awesome and wait for the offers to start pouring in.
Don’t worry, I won’t forget about you guys when I make it big.
Just don’t come looking for free dog treats.